Did you know that humans are the only species that pay to live on Earth while other species live freely? Please your answers are highly considered in the comment section, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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What time was it when the first clock was invented? Have you ever thought about it? Your answers will be highly considered in the comment section. Please click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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Do you know that money is just a scam? If money is significant/vital in human life, why do governments keep their reserves in gold or other minerals? Please your answers are highly regarded in the comment section, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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If the earth is spinning, why are we not dizzy? or why everything is still in one place without any movement? Please your answers are highly considered in the comment section, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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Did you know that there are four African countries without names? They're called by their geographical locations: Western Sahara, Central African Republic, South Sudan, and South Africa. We hope the Organization of African Union( O.A.U) will find names for these uncertain countries!! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don. You won't regret it.
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The following are the signs of madness:
Dancing without music!
Running with nobody chasing you!
Introspective or a person talking to himself!!
Laughing when others are crying!
Complaining to yourself every time!!
Admiring people's wives when you have a wife at home!!
And many more. Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow comedy and you won't regret it.
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If you play your wife or girlfriend like football, another man will catch her like a goalkeeper! Trust me you won't have a chance for the second leg and the highlights will be enjoyable but not by you. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy and you won't regret it.
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__ Joe Biden is 81 years old - U.S.A.
__ The incoming Trump is 78 years old and from the U.S.A.
__ King Salman is 88 years old and from Saudi Arabia.
__ Luiz da Silva is 78 years old and from Brazil.
__ King Carl xvi Gustaf is 78 years old and from Sweden.
__ Anwar Ibrahim is 77 years old and from Malaysia.
__ King Charles is 75 years old and from U.K.
__ King Mohammed Bin Rasid is 75 years old and from U.A.E.
__ King Maha is 72 years old and from Thailand.
__ Putin is 72 years old and from Russia.
__ Xi Jinping is 71 years old and from China.
__ Frank Walter is 68 years old and from Germany.
These are your ancestors' who are threatening to end the world by nuclear every time they have misunderstandings.
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These are the Africa's youths:
_ Paul Biya is 91 years old from Cameroun.
_ Mbumba is 82 years old from Namibia.
_ Ouattara is 82 years old and from Ivory Coast.
_ Mbasogo is 81 years old and from Equatoria Guinea.
_ Mnangagwe is 81 years old and from Zimbabwe.
_ Akufo-Addo is 79 years old and from Ghana.
_ Boakai is 79 years old and from Liberia.
_ Museveni is 79 years old and from Uganda.
_ Tebboune is 78 years old and from Algeria.
_ Guelleh is 76 years old and from Djibouti.
_ Tinubu is 72 years old and from Nigeria.
Just tell me how Africa will move forward when we are being led by our ancestors!!
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If a husband has one million dollars in his account and his wife has five hundred thousand dollars in her account, how much do they have in total? Comic questions, please your answers in comment forms are highly regarded, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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Imagine you find yourself inside a room without windows and doors. How will you get out of it? Your answers are highly regarded in the form of comments. Please share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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Two fathers and two sons are in the car, yet three people are seated there. Explain? Your answers are highly regarded in the form of comments. Share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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Name four days of the week that start with the letter T. Please note that your answers are highly regarded in the form of comments. Share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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If you're in the race, you overtake the person in the second place, In what position will you be? Please your answers are highly regarded in the form of comments, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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All Africans are entitled to enter heaven and do you know why? because they were born, grew up, lived, and died in hell ( Africa) Therefore God will sympathize with us(I am from Africa also), Sometimes I just imagine and ask myself questions that maybe Africa is the home to all problems in the world? I used to think that Africa is the home to only Mr poverty and I then discovered more!!! Thanks for supporting Comedy don, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow us and you won't regret it.
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A lunatic feeds on what he collects or gathers from a dustbin but he lives much longer than a doctor who feeds normally, lives clean, and dies earlier than his life expectancy. This life is not balanced, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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Help people when they're in trouble and they will remember you when they're in trouble again. Please comment, share this with your friends, click like, and follow Comedy Don, and you won't regret it.
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Yet, they wrote in the Bible saying that God created man in his own image! And a question follows: What's God's image? Is His image in a monkey form? I don't understand, Africans lived for more than 250000 years ago before the appearance of South America and later others. Nowhere in the Bible between God's and human color is mentioned. Without color differences, all humans share one image. Therefore you the 'so-called humans' before calling us monkeys and other sorts of names, you need to answer the above questions!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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A man was sentenced to 12 years in prison, yet the judge knew that the man in question was suffering from lung- cancer and he had only six months left for him to live!! There is no balance in life, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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Our grandpa started running 12 kilometers a day when he was 65 years old, today he turned 100 years old and we don't know where the mother fucker is!!! Please let us know if you know his where abouts. Please share this with your friends and groups, Click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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Yesterday I went for an HIV test and when the results were out, I'm HIV positive! My happiness was beyond your imagination!! Do you know why? Because now at least the world knows something positive about me!!! celebrate with me, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, and click like, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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Who remembers Kaka? He's a former Brazilian footballer. His wife divorced him and when she was asked as to why she divorced Kaka? He was too perfect for me, she replied! What do women need in life? Reply me in comments. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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Marriage is like having a tv set with satelite, meaning you have many channels to watch but you're only allowed to watch one channel, that's marriage.
Marriage is like having a radio with many radio stations but you can only listen to one only. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.
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Women say that they only need care,affection,support and honesty from men! Just put only the first letters together from the above four words,
Care=C, Affection=A , Support=S , Honesty=H
C+A+S+H = CASH, That's what women are looking for from men!!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.
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As you're dying, a new child is born!
As you're divorcing, someone is just getting married!
As you're laughing, some people are crying!
As some people are enjoying and dying of poverty, someone is spending millions of cash!
As you're lying in your sickbed, someone is healthy out there!
As you're being fired from your job, someone has just been hired!
As you're being released from prison, somebody has just been setenced to prison!
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A man was jailed for five years for failure to pay child support. After serving his sentence through D.N.A. he discovered that he's not the biological father to the child in question!! And when the jury asked the woman whether she was aware or not? Aware, replied the woman!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy and you won't regret it.
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A friend of mine snatched a married woman from her husband, married her. But today I met him crying and complaining that his closely friend had snatched his wife from him! What you do to others will definitely come back to you. Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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Imagine to print money , you need to spend money! Is it meaningful or it's a scam? Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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Wife and husband were on safari or on a trip observing wild animals.
Wife: see even a lion is better than you.
Husband: what do you mean?
Wife: since we came here I have noticed the lion having sex several time.
Husband: asked the park ranger, how many times does a lion mates in a day? Upto fifty times a day, replied the park ranger!
Wife: this lioness is lucky.
Husband: does a lion mate the same lioness for fifty times? No, with different lionesses, replied the park ranger!! I left them fighting, Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it
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After too much drinking of alcohol yesterday, I gave my mobile telephone to a woman seated next to me to write and save her number to my phonebook, So that we can meet next time for further relationship. Instead of the woman saving her number, the next thing I heard was a bottle breaking on my head. Then the following day I discovered that the woman who was seated next to me while drinking yesterday was my wife!!Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don, and you won't regret it.
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Don't drink and drive, yet bars and restaurants do own parking spaces,car parks or car lots!! So what are those car spaces for? Humans are very funny seriously, please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret
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Why do I think that education is a scam? Imagine you have some money then you decide to use it to pay for your tuition fees through university or college. Then, after graduation, you start searching for a job to earn money!!! This doesn't make sense at all! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like if you find it interesting, follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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For example, the iPhone Max Pro 15 is 1200 dollars while the sim card prices range from 7 to 12 dollars for a sim card. Without a sim card your iPhone or any mobile telephone is useless, let at least the prices for sim cards rise to 1000 dollars for a sim card, believe me, people will start thinking before buying expensive phones!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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My ex-wife divorced me because I had cheated on her, today she's a side chick to a married man with seven children. This life is not balanced, Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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Imagine humans have not developed and fully explored the planet Earth, yet they are exploring and developing other planets. For example, Elon Musk is planning by 2050 to have the first one million settlers (people) on Mars! This life is unbalanced, please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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Imagine prisoners are given shelter, food, water, clothing, bed sheets, mattresses, and medical treatment when they get sick, some even have television sets in their cells, and they are given time to play in their loved games. While homeless people nothing is given to them, meaning homelessness is more than a crime! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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The following are the signs of madness:
Dancing without music!
Running when nobody is chasing you!!
Laughing when others are crying!
Borrowing money when you have cash in your bank account!!
Introspective/ talking to yourself!!
Admiring people's wives when you have a wife at home!!
Praying for long live when you're poor!!
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In real life there are four kinds/ types of men, and these are;
- Gift from God.
-Not fish and not meat!
- God, why?
-God forbid!
Please in comments ladies tell us where your man falls from the above kinds of men , share this with your friends and groups, click like, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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When I asked God to make my enemies disappear, that's when my friends started disappearing! I don't understand, what's happening? Please comment, click like, and share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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These are and their meanings;
Engagement Ring- preparing to jump into someone's problems/ pit.
Wedding Ring - Already jumped into someone's problems/ pit.
Suffering - Archivements acquired after fulfilling the above.
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If you're chatting with two billionaires, you will be the third one!
If you chatting with two wisemen, you will be the third wise man!!
If you're chatting with a swarm of fools, you will soon feel at home!!
If you're chatting with two kings, you will be the third one!!
If you're chatting with two idiots, you're are likely to be the third one!!
If you're chatting with two drug addicts, you're likely to be the third one!!
If you're chatting with two criminals, you will soon be the third one!!
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When I keep my money in the bank, it doesn't mean that the bank owns my money!
When I keep my clothes in the suitcase, it doesn't mean that the suitcase owns my clothes!
When I keep my goods in the warehouse or store, it doesn't mean that the warehouse owns the goods!
Women stop saying that children are your own because men trusted you with their children in your custody!! Therefore women or mother please behave! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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The place of birth plays an important role in a child's life!
If a child is born on a flight, that child is likely to be a pilot or flight attendant.
If a child is born near or on the dustbin, that child is likely to be a trashman/ garbageman/ cleaner.
If a child is born on a farm, he or she is likely to be a farmer or connected to farming.
If a child is born on cemetery, he's likely to be a gravedigger or cementry cleaner.
If a child is born on the street, he or she is likely to be homeless or begger!
If a child is born on the shores, he's likely to be a shore cleanner or fisherman!
If a child is born in the bank, he's likely to work in the bank!
If a child is born in the forest, he's likely to be a forester! In comments, please tell me where you were born and I will tell you what you're likely to be!!
And if he or she is born in the hospital, the child is likely to be any of the above! Please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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The only woman who knows her husband's whereabouts is the widow! Please comment, click like, and share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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If you want to die early add poverty, jealousy, and competition together even doctors will not guess what killed you!! please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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Imagine the creator of heaven and earth has one child but you who owns just a bedroomed apartment, you have five and plus children!!! Things are not right somewhere, please comment, click like, share this with your friends and groups, and follow Comedy Don and you won't regret it.
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If somebody asked you to define the U.S.A., how would you go by the question?
In a few words, the U.S.A. - Is a modernized refuge camp!!
Who are the Americans - Are modernized refugees living in a modernized refuge camp(U.S.A)
Therefore U.S.A. is comprised of different nationals from different countries making it the world's biggest refuge camp!! Please comment, click like, and share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
I always meet people complaining about life being unfair to them, I have a friend who took a loan from the bank in order to wed his wife. Today he's divorced and still paying for the loan he collected, now that's unfairness in life!! Please comment, share this with your friends and groups, click like, and follow comedy and you won't regret it.
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I just came home huged and kissed my wife then told her that she's my number one, she looked at me and then the next thing I heard was a plate breaking on my head!! followed by a question, who's number two? my wife asked. Please click like, comment, share this with your friends and groups, follow comedy don and you won't regret it.
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